SCOTLAND TO BAN PAPERBACK BOOKS
Do you live in Scotland? Do you, like me, have a huge collection of paperback books? Then buy while you can because from September 2014 Scottish residents will only be able to download new e-books : the printed versions will banned.
In the capital today crowds gathered in front of Edinburgh Castle where the Minister for Reading, Mr Carnt Wright gave a long, drawn out speech.
'The only way to make Scottish Independence work,' he declared, 'is to limit our spending.
I therefore have no choice but to ban the printed word..'
Thousands have already signed a petition calling for the ban to be reversed. Please download your copy and vote NOW (before lunchtime if possible.)